It's my biggest Vacation Fear.
At least one of them.
Something happening that requires someone to go into my house while I'm out of town. Y'know, while I'm not there to logically explain or frantically straighten or (most importantly) steer them away from the master bedroom door.
Since I began my deslobification process, I've had a few … [Read more...]
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