A Change of Socks for Everyone!!!

New Socks!! For EVERYONE!! (My Over-Excitement and a Really Funny Joke) at ASlobComesClean.com

First, a joke:

There once was an army general whose troops were on a losing streak. The men were terribly discouraged.

Food was scarce, uniforms were tattered, and they’d been marching for so long that there had been no time to do laundry. The soldiers had been wearing the same underwear . . . for weeks months.

The general knew he needed to do something or men would begin deserting. He had to inspire the troops. He must give them something that would re-ignite their desire to win!

So he stood before them and made this promise: “If we win tomorrow’s battle . . . I hereby decree that each and every one of you will receive . . . a change of underwear!!!”

The men cheered! They stomped and clapped and slapped one another upon the back. That night, each man dreamed of new, scent-free, actually-white whitey-tighties.

The general’s plan worked! The battle was won!!!

The next evening, as the men stood expectantly before their leader, he congratulated them upon their success. He praised their effort, their passion and their skill. And then he declared that he would fulfill the promise made less than twenty-four hours before.

“Men, I promised you a change of underwear!”

(Cheers, applause and general excitement.)

“OK. Bill, you change with Harold. Hank, you change with Gary. Frank, you change with  . . . .”

Get it?

Really, there’s not a lot of point to telling that joke except that it’s one of the VERY most favorites in my family. And it kind of goes with the strange excitement I felt when I bought socks for my kids today!!!

Socks. Yes, I’m excited that for at least a week, they’ll have clean socks. But I’m mostly excited because I get to pitch the ones that look like this:

Pitching the Hole-ey Socks!!! ASlobComesClean.com

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The New Laundry Basket Delusion

Will a New Laundry Basket Solve All My Problems at ASlobComesClean

As I took a photo for yesterday’s post, I re-noticed my oddly shaped laundry basket and laughed.

It’s a special laundry basket.

A Rectangular Laundry Basket that I Thought Would Solve My Laundry Problems at ASlobComesClean.com

It’s rectangular and just the right size and shape to be able to fit TWO on top of my dryer without wasting any space.

My mom bought it (and another just like it) for me about ten years ago.

I’m sure she experienced hopeful glimmers in the depths of her soul when she saw these uniquely-shaped laundry baskets.

Maybe . . . . maybe?? . . . my struggles-with-housekeeping-like-no-one-I’ve-ever-known daughter will finally get her laundry area under control with these baskets.


Now let me be clear that I’m not dissing my mama in this post. She’s awesome. And helpful. And accepting.


She was trying to help.

When she bought me these laundry baskets, I had no laundry room. Our washer and dryer were basically in the kitchen.

There was a door to the garage, a walkway with the washer and dryer on either side facing each other, and another door-frame-with-no-door going into the kitchen.

(I didn’t take pictures of my laundry “room” back then. Sorry.)

Anyway, an “open kitchen” that included a doorless laundry area was a bad combination for this Future Slob Blogger.

But my dear mama thought two laundry baskets that fit easily on top of my dryer might be the solution.

I thought so too! It makes so much sense!!

Strangely, though, it didn’t work. At all.

So what finally helped? A laundry routine. And that laundry routine, ironically, doesn’t involve laundry baskets of any shape.

Just another example of how my belief that I just needed to find the right PRODUCT to help me get my home under control was wrong. I needed to create the right routine.



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The Laundry Day Club

The Laundry Day Club (Are You a Member) at ASlobComesClean.com

I got a comment from one of you over the weekend that made me so happy. It was from a recent Laundry Day Convert.

I’ve been following your blog for a while now and I always resisted the idea of a laundry day. I own a front loader which takes at least 1.5 hours (depending on the laundry program) which is common here in the Netherlands. And I also don’t own a dryer, because of space-issues. These were always great excuses for me to not do a laundry day, because I simply wouldn’t make it in one day…

But this weekend was my first totally free weekend in a while, with good-enough weather to dry and my laundry baskets were piling!

So I decided I should at least try it! On Saturday I washed all the clothes, I really love your idea of finding every last piece of clothing (except for that one sock i found under the couch on sunday, boo) because it leaves you no excuses! And then on Sunday I washed all the towels, sheets, rags, dishcloths, mops… literally EVERYTHING that I wash on 60 or 95 degrees (Celsius).

Point of this whole story, I washed every last piece of laundry in the house (except for that one sock and the clothes we wore) and when I went to bed on Sunday evening I was sooooo happy and satisfied! So happy I might even try to do it again next weekend, when I have less time, but hopefully also a lot less laundry!

So thank you so much for all your great tips! And especially the one about finding every last bit of dirty laundry! (And I’ll first check under the sofa next week!)

Yay!!! I am a big fan of each person finding a routine that works for her unique personality, but I also know people like me tend to get overwhelmed at the thought of a Laundry Day and so we resist trying it.

I decided to do a quick search for past comments from others who love Laundry Day:

I started having Laundry Day about 3 months ago and I L-O-V-E it. I tell everyone I know. It’s like the gospel of housekeeping. Tuesday has been laundry day but next week it moved to Wednesday to accommodate my newly-minted middle school football player’s game schedule.

Your post about the way you learn led to my deliverance from the never-ending cycle of guilt and no clean underwear. Thanks so much for giving me permission to be me. ❤️

My mantra has been “Dishes, Dinner, Laundry”. I would chant it all day to remind myself to focus on the critical tasks that had to get done every day.

About a month ago, though, I read a post of yours about the way you learn. It gave me permission to try doing ONE BIG laundry day every week, instead of trying to do a little laundry EVERY blessed day. It is working out BEAUTIFULLY!

Now, I need a new mantra. May work with your summer checklist for that…


My laundry day got moved to Tuesday this week, and due to crazy busy craziness, laundry didn’t get folded last week. But, as the first load was washing today, I folded all of last week’s laundry, and am on track today. The best thing about habits is that even when they are derailed, you can jump back in and catch up.

I have been LOVING one laundry day! I still toss in one load a day through the week, but i have ONE designated day that i get the bulk of clothing done and that frees up the rest of the week for towels, sheets, kitchen rags, critical loads of pants/undies for the 4yo who still has accidents etc. My 9yo also picked a laundry day for herself (because she got tired of waiting on mom to wash her clothes) and whips through it in no time. Its also been nice to say “Hey, while you’re down there, could you switch loads?” and she will toss the dryer load onto my bed for me, and go from there. The 4yo helps to fold and puts her clothes away–not neatly, but she’s FOUR!, and the 6yo folds and puts his clothes away as well.”

I have recently implemented a weekly laundry day inspired completely by you! Today was my third successful laundry day and I feel on cloud nine each time the day is over. I feel so accomplished and there are not clothes all over my dresser. :-) Part of my laundry day is to clean the laundry room too and make homemade detergent if necessary. Though I feel like I spend a lot of my time in my laundry room on laundry day, I don’t have to go in there for the rest of the week! Thank you for the inspiration!!

Aaaaahhhhhh. Those comments make me happy.

Again, if you have a routine that works for you, keep doing it!! But if laundry is a constant frustration and you find yourself (or your family) running out of undies more often than you’d like (which is EVER), I encourage you to give Laundry Day a shot. And don’t forget it’s the SECOND Laundry Day that wins people over. That’s when you get a realistic understanding of what ONE week’s worth of laundry is (and how long it takes to do it all) in your house.

Other posts about laundry:

My Laundry Metamorphosis

Here it is: My Laundry Day in All of Its Glory

How I Adjust to Changes in Routine

Phantom Laundry (The Laundry Management Method That’s Rocking My World)

Conquering Laundry (A Podcast)

Hubby Did the Laundry!

Teaching Kids to Do Laundry (A Laundry Day Lesson Plan)

Are you a member of the Laundry Day Club? (If not, don’t worry. We’ll still be friends!)

Oh, and if you’re a true Laundry Day lover, you know that the picture doesn’t’ really fit my laundry day style since I don’t use laundry baskets when I’m doing Laundry Day right!


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