Hubby: Can you get some soap? We’re about to run out! Me: It’ll be here on Monday! Hubby: Oh, good. Me: Can you show a little more excitement than that? I mean, I actually noticed we were running out! And I ordered it! Before you even asked!! Hubby: (With overly-fake-excitement) Wow. You are on it! I’m the luckiest man on … [Read more...]