Archives for December 2012

A Decluttering Guide: My New E-Book!!

Whew! My HUGE project is done!

I am so excited to release my new e-book:

Drowning in Clutter? (Don’t Grab a Floatie . . . Drain the Ocean!)

If you’re a regular reader, you know all about my decluttering escapades around here. I’ve learned A LOT, decluttering huge amounts of my own stuff over the past more-than-three years of this deslobification process.

My view of stuff has changed. I’ve changed.

Though I’ve shared most of these concepts as I’ve learned them, I’m excited about this e-book.

The e-book contains over 50 pages of all new content that will give you solid, actionable strategies to eliminate the clutter in your own home.

An e-book allows me to write from a teacher’s point of view.

If decluttering is on your list of goals for 2013, this e-book is for you!

Go check out Drowning in Clutter? It’s on sale through January the end of January for only $4.00!

AND, if you haven’t already purchased 28 Days to Hope for Your Home, I’ve created a set. You can purchase BOTH e-books together as a set (in PDF format only) for only $6.00 this month!

OK. I’m going to bed now. Writing e-books is exhausting.

My Laundry Metamorphosis

My Laundry Metamorphosis title at ASlobComesClean

I know that there are always people reading backward here, and I love that.  I especially love getting comments on old posts.

But sometimes I feel a little guilty when someone comments on an old laundry post.

Out of everything I’ve conquered and analyzed and failed at (only to re-analyze and re-conquer) . . . laundry has been the biggest trial-and-error journey of them all. 

So . . . I thought I’d put the journey all together in one post.

I feel like I now have laundry under control.  I’m scared to say it.  To jinx it.

But for the most part, my current system consistently keeps us in in clean undies and doesn’t create a Clean Laundry Mountain on the love seat.

I wrote about my contentious relationship with laundry when this blog was only a few months old in Me Vs. Laundry.

In the beginning, when I was working primarily on establishing daily habits, I tried the much-advised One Full Load a Day Method.  I made it part of my Daily Checklist.

But . . . I learned that my daily checklist needs to be something that I can do in one session.  One single session.

And a load of laundry is not something that can be checked off once.  There’s the sorting, and then the washing, and then the waiting.

And that’s all before you get to the drying and folding and putting away.

It’s the waiting that got me.  Way too many times I checked laundry off my daily checklist by re-washing the load from the day before.

Because I’d never remembered to put it in the dryer.

I added checking the dryer to my evening routine.  Except that my evening routine is more than a little hit or miss.

I tried doing the one-load-a-day first thing in the morning, leaving it to be changed over the next morning.  But that meant ALL our clothes were ALWAYS wrinkled so I felt rather failure-ish.  And in warm weather, 24 hours in the washing machine meant a rather funky smell.

So that method didn’t work.  So I re-re-worked my laundry routine . . . again . . . and tried a new method. 

I went back to having a Laundry Day.  One year (pre-blog), I had laundry under control because I did a Laundry Day.  I didn’t think I could do this because I could no longer guarantee an entire day at home like I could when the kids were babies. But I decided to give it a shot.

And it worked/works!

I do ALL of our laundry on Mondays.

This works ever-so-much better for me.

It’s my focus for an entire day.  All day long, I stop whatever else I’m doing every time the dryer’s buzzer sounds and I change over the laundry.

Just like I do better with a daily checklist that can be checked off ALL IN ONE FOCUSED TIME PERIOD, I do better focusing for one day on the laundry.

And there’s an end.  Since I do ALL of our laundry in one day, it’s no longer a task that never feels finished.  It does get finished.  And stays finished until the next Monday.

I can’t even express how happy this makes me.  In a strange way, it actually makes me LIKE Laundry Day. 

And even when I can’t get it done on Monday, it’s still one big task to complete.  I’m finished when I finish last week’s dirty laundry.  This week’s newly dirtied undies are part of next week’s Laundry Day so I can still see an end to this once-impossible task.

Having a Laundry Day has taught me a lot about how many clothes we actually need and about which clothes we like the most.  It’s been teaching me since week one. 

Here’s my Laundry Day in all of its glory, as it’s been going for more than 2 1/2 years.

Here’s how I adjust it for the Mondays when I’m out of the house all day.

For two years, I had laundry under control.  Like, we had clean clothes when we needed them and I truly developed a realistic understanding of how many clothes our family of five actually needs.  But . . . I still stank (stunk?) at the whole folding-and-putting-away thing.

I tried several different methods that all failed.

But now (deep breath and crossed fingers as I hope not to jinx it), I have that under control too.

I learned accepted that I have to fold clothes straight out of the dryer.  Like, immediately.  And then put them away.  I resisted this for so long, but this final step has truly rocked my world. 


Other laundry/clothing posts:

Attacking Clothing Clutter

Teaching Kids to do Laundry

One Week’s Worth of Clothing: My Drastic Clothing Experiment

How I finally got laundry under control after years of trying every laundry system known to womankind! And this system has been working for more than FIVE years!!

Slob Vision

Slob Vision at

Hmmmm.  How to define Slob Vision . . .

Basically, I don’t see incremental mess.  I see neat and tidy spaces and horrendously messy ones.

The in-between?

Not so much.

Here’s ONE example.

I can walk by my kitchen sink and think . . . “Hmmm.  There are a few dishes in the sink.  But the kitchen looks pretty good.  And there really aren’t enough dirty dishes to justify the time it would take.  Or the water.  Or the hassle.  I should wait until there are enough dirty dishes to justify going to all that effort.”

The next time I see the sink, the dishes are piled up past the top.

At that point, I think . . . “Ugh.  I have to do the dishes.  But there are so many.  I do NOT have the time right now to stop everything and spend forEVER doing dishes.”

And I go back to whatever really-important thing I was doing.

The next time I see dishes in the sink?

It’s while I’m washing five individual forks in the inch-and-a-half of space between the bottom of the faucet and the top of the pile.

Five forks that we need to be able to eat dinner.

Right then.

At that point, I have to spend hours (literally) cleaning the kitchen.

That . . . is Slob Vision.  It’s not seeing the mess as it grows, only after it has grown, spread, and completely taken over.

This condition is why I have to implement routines that help me keep my home in order in spite of Slob Vision.  It’s why I had to make running the dishwasher every night a non-negotiable task.

Because I have Slob Vision, “doing the dishes” can’t be a decision. 

So I took away that decision.

My daily habit of running the dishwasher every night and emptying it every morning is a non-negotiable, so there’s no decision to make.

In the evening, I have to run my dishwasher.  I might look at it and think, “There really aren’t enough dishes to justify running the dishwasher, but I don’t have a choice.   I run my dishwasher every night.  I might as well look around the kitchen again and see if there’s anything else I could put in there.”

And . . . there are usually more dishes on the counter.  So I put those dishes in the dishwasher.

And my kitchen looks better.

Yet, the dishwasher still may not look completely full.

BUT . . . there’s no decision to be made.  I run the dishwasher every night.  So I go look around the house for stray dishes.

And I generally find a few. 

And my whole house benefits from this non-negotiable habit. 

By this time, the dishwasher IS full.  It makes complete sense to run it.

If this was a daily decision instead of a non-negotiable habit, I would have stopped back when I emptied the sink.

Acknowledging that I suffer from Slob Vision doesn’t mean I excuse my messy home.  Instead, I find ways to create habits that help our home run smoothly in spite of my condition.

Make sense?

Oh, and if you’re not convinced that Slob Vision is a real thing, I’ve shared one piece of irrefutable evidence before.  You should watch it.

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