Conversations with Normal People

Conversations with Normal People

Scene 1

The setting – A typical suburban home.  Comfortable, relaxed decor.  No clutter in the scene. 

The characters –

The Slob

The Slob’s Friend

Various and assorted children of all heights.

(The scene opens as the Slob’s child runs out of the Friend’s master bedroom.)

Slob:  (gasps) CHILD, what are you doing?  Why were you in there?

Friend: (interrupting) Oh, it’s okay, they’re playing Hide-and-Seek.

Slob:  In your bedroom?

Friend:  Yeah, kids love to hide in my closet.

Slob: (incredulous) And that’s okay?

Friend:  Um, yeah . . . why?

(Fade to blackout as Friend merrily continues playing cards while Slob stares ahead, clearly dumbfounded.)



  1. 1
    Absentminded Mother says:

    Too funny! I'm sure someday kids will be able to come to your house and hide in your closets. How is the master bedroom clean up going?

  2. 2
    Going Cerebral says:

    admittedly, my closet is probably the most organized space in the entire house. but there still isn't hide-n-seek occurring in it. i'm dumbfounded right along with you.

  3. 3
    LeaBeth says:

    I'm laughing like crazy, because that was my house, wasn't it? Glad you classified me as normal! And I wondered why you were so concerned about them being in my room! I thought you were worried we had a gun or something (which we DON'T). You crack me up.

  4. 4
    BusyMommy says:

    That's funny, cuz I thought it was my house!!! 🙂 I was gonna re-name myself "Fun Mom". I'll let you be "Fun Mom" also, LeaBeth, if you want.

  5. 5
    Smockity Frocks says:

    Oh my word! This is SO funny! I would DIE if a guest wandered into my closet! I would just have to hope they could make it out alive!

  6. 6

    You made me laugh so much. It was the list of characters that killed me.

  7. 7

    I totally get it!! My kids (and friends kids….arrgghh) love playing hide and seek in our house….as there are SOOOO many places to hide (aka clutter piles) but the master bedroom is a big off limits area…mainly because it would be hard to get to the closet… I love your blog so’s nice to know I’m not alone!!

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